Me neither
I am having the time of my life with all of my kids in school. It's like a party from 8:30 until 2:30(4:00)(4:30) every day around here.
not
I'm bored as fuck. I have nothing to do. Well, that's not totally correct. I can clean my house, but I'm not into 12-step programs. I thought I would do yoga every day, but I can't make myself get to class. I'm too lazy to workout on my own. I'm not even wasting hours of my life away on Facebook anymore because I don't understand it.
i need a friend
I need someone who will drag me out of this funk I'm in. I've done it for you mofos. It's your turn. If you don't I'll just continue not eating and get skinnier and skinnier and skinnier. Remember? I lose my appetite when I'm depressed. I eat when I'm happy. Here's your chance to fatten me up.
4 comments:
I'll be your friend!! I have no kids Wednesday and Friday--I'll just commute. You can kick my butt into shape, teach me to cook (which won't help the getting into shape part) and we'll nap in your sunroom.
Holy crap, that sounds amazing. I'm on my way.
That does sound amazing. Let's do it.
Hey, I'm working on my cooking skills and making real grown-up meals for dinner, which means we have lots of left-overs for lunch, cuz the kids would rather eat PB&J. Come visit me someday! Or everyday, I get lonely and I eat when I'm bored...
I love your ass. You should know that by now- you freaking rock. I want you to come kick my ass into shape. (Yes I still suck at that, I always have a zillion excuses to not to. Ug.) Plus you have Style (which is amazingly my word verification word), And I don't mean you just dress well. I mean that you have style in your personality. You are you and that's pretty freaking cool.
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