My first thought when I saw the title: "She totally thought she was pregnant." Which would have been really fun if you were (at least for the rest of us).
If I was pregnant or even thought I was, then the next sentence would probably be that I was getting a divorce. It's impossible folks. Then it would be where to find a gun. I'd probably shoot myself. UGH! the thought of me having five kids is scary. I'm not having sex for a month just to make sure. Well, maybe not a month. At least a couple of days.
I thought you were going to say you were pregnant, too. But then that would just be a funny joke, because that's not possible and I would be not laughing right along with you.
Do you mean that sugar is not dead to you after all? Did you come up with an amazing new sugar intoxicating recipe that not even you can say no to? Please say yes. and then bring some over.
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Okay I am intrigued...
Me too... do tell..
my WV= lardo hahahaha!
My first thought when I saw the title: "She totally thought she was pregnant." Which would have been really fun if you were (at least for the rest of us).
ummmmmm, I hate you?
Yeah, I do.
If I was pregnant or even thought I was, then the next sentence would probably be that I was getting a divorce. It's impossible folks. Then it would be where to find a gun. I'd probably shoot myself. UGH! the thought of me having five kids is scary. I'm not having sex for a month just to make sure. Well, maybe not a month. At least a couple of days.
Sorry, Mel.
I thought you were going to say you were pregnant, too. But then that would just be a funny joke, because that's not possible and I would be not laughing right along with you.
Do you mean that sugar is not dead to you after all? Did you come up with an amazing new sugar intoxicating recipe that not even you can say no to? Please say yes. and then bring some over.
Ariella,
How is it that we've known each other for like, 5 years, and I am just discovering that you are my sister? I love you. I think we are twins.
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