I am done, but we only bought the kids 2 presents each, and we didn't buy for anyone else (families are just too big and it got ridiculous). So, six gifts isn't much of an accomplishment.
I'm knitting like a maniac. I planned to knit you something, but I don't think I'll finish it in time. I was going to mail it with the hula chick in my car.
Ever since I was disowned by my Jesus-loving family my Christmas list has shrunk to almost nothing. For example. Since my parents did not acknowledge my gift to them last year or even send me a cheap card I figure those are two people I can cross off my list this year. I'm not being vindictive. I simply don't see the point. And it's really awkward when my mother is working so hard to maintain her fake martyred victim act and nice gifts from me start showing up.
Because the siblings who actually love me live out of state I can finish my Christmas shopping with a few mouse clicks.
Ooooh, is it a shiny pink vagina all of my very own?
Anyway, they're only getting 2 because they have way too much crap. So, we're getting one really good gift that they really wanted (Ben's getting a bike, Liam, some ridiculously expensive Lego set he's been asking for for 2 years and Amelia's getting an American Girl Doll--we'd rather drop $100 on one gift that they really want and will appreciate and use than spend $100 on 5 toys that they'd use for a week and never touch again)and then they're each getting a book. And that's it. We also forbade the grandparents from sending toys.
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I am done, but we only bought the kids 2 presents each, and we didn't buy for anyone else (families are just too big and it got ridiculous). So, six gifts isn't much of an accomplishment.
Why only two?
I'm knitting like a maniac. I planned to knit you something, but I don't think I'll finish it in time. I was going to mail it with the hula chick in my car.
Best picture ever.
Ever since I was disowned by my Jesus-loving family my Christmas list has shrunk to almost nothing. For example. Since my parents did not acknowledge my gift to them last year or even send me a cheap card I figure those are two people I can cross off my list this year. I'm not being vindictive. I simply don't see the point. And it's really awkward when my mother is working so hard to maintain her fake martyred victim act and nice gifts from me start showing up.
Because the siblings who actually love me live out of state I can finish my Christmas shopping with a few mouse clicks.
So yes. I'm mostly done.
Ooooh, is it a shiny pink vagina all of my very own?
Anyway, they're only getting 2 because they have way too much crap. So, we're getting one really good gift that they really wanted (Ben's getting a bike, Liam, some ridiculously expensive Lego set he's been asking for for 2 years and Amelia's getting an American Girl Doll--we'd rather drop $100 on one gift that they really want and will appreciate and use than spend $100 on 5 toys that they'd use for a week and never touch again)and then they're each getting a book. And that's it. We also forbade the grandparents from sending toys.
That picture captures my attitude this Christmas. Sadly.
Cool, my verification word is penis. Oh darn, it's pense. Close but no cigar.
bahahaha!
awesome.
i could use that picture for a number of things.
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