Excited to share
The new blog that I'm writing
I messed up, mofos
If I sent you an address to a new blog and it doesn't work, It's not you, it's me. In my excitement, I forgot a part of the address. So, if you have already emailed me and I sent you something and it's wrong, here's how to fix it:
(mysecretblogname).wordpress.com
If you haven't emailed me yet, whatthefuckareyouwaitingfor? You better get 'ta emailin'. You wouldn't want to miss out on the free purple vagina** I am giving away, would you? You don't want to miss out on me do you?
**no actual vaginas were harmed during the making of this blog post
8 comments:
crap. i'm fbing you my email right now!!!!!
I kind of want to win the purple vagina, just so I can wear it around and be all, "Yeah that's right. My head is sticking out of a giant purple vagina. So what?"
You're totally the Georgia O'Keefe of knitting.
It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read that last line -I would have sprayed it all over the screen.
Lovely haiku btw. Here's one just for you.
Purple vagina
Hilarity it so was
Yup. That's all. The end.
Now that you mention it, I think "The Purple Vagina" is a brilliant name for a blog. I envision it as a place of humor, deep thought, poetry, and intelligent blasphemy. A place where all icky words such as "moist" and "yeast" and "E. Coli" are prohibited.
I got to wear the purple V today and I do have to say it's quite warm and comfy. :) Oh, there's a whole lot more I could say about it, but...
Mark your calendars. I just wrote a comment and opted not to post it because it was just too much. Even for me.
I will say it had something to do with Ariella and seconds, though.
Why aren't my posts posting...
You're hallucinating Monique. They're on here!
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